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The Best Any Human Can Do Is To Pick A Delusion That Helps Him Get Through The Day

If You're Following The News, You Know That The Major Religions Differ In Their Interpretation Of The Holy Books. For Example, One Way To Interpret God's Will Is That You Should Love Your Neighbor. An Alternate Reading Of The Holy Books Might Lead You To Rig A Donkey Cart With Small Mortar Rockets And Aim It At A Hotel Full Of Infidels. In Summary, Po-tay-to, Poh-tah-to. Religions Are Very Flexible.

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By Definition, Risk-takers Often Fail. So Do Morons. In Practice It's Difficult To Sort Them Out.