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If You Travel To The States... They Have A Lot Of Different Words Than Like What We Use. For Instance: They Say 'elevator', We Say 'lift'; They Say 'drapes', We Say 'curtains'; They Say 'president', We Say 'seriously Deranged Git.'

I Have A Lot Of Nice Italian Winter Clothes That Make Me Look Like A Sophisticated Lebanese Professor, So My Friend Robert And I Go Around Pretending To Be Experts In Arabic Politics. It Doesn't Work In The Summer Though. I Don't Have The Right Clothes.

I Think That My Ideas Of The World Are That It's Random And Cruel But Kind Of Quite Comical Really, And Therefore The Humour, In A Sense, Springs From That.

If Sitcoms Were Easy To Write, There'd Be A Lot Of Good Ones, And There Aren't.

Now, As A Comic, If You're Vaguely Amusing You Can Go Straight Into Tv, Then You Play The O2 And Then Everyone's Sick Of You.