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Wearing Nothing But Sweats And A Sheer Coat Of Lip Gloss, She Wiggle Through Her Frosted Window And Jumped Six Feet To Freedom, Feeling More Charged Than A Visa Card At Christmas Time.

A Good Boss Asks What Part She Could Have Played In The Problem. And Then She Asks Herself What She Can Do Better Next Time.

Uh, I Thought Dvds Werne't Allowed At My Sleepovers. They're Not. Then Why Am I Watching The Lady And The Tramp?

Because Whipping An Atlas At Jackson's Head While He Was Flirt-touching That Frankie Girl In Geography Would Have Been Very Satisfying. And Beating Him With The Eiffel Tower Snowglobe While He Kissed Cleo In French Would Have Been Tres Cathartic. But She Hadn't. Instead She'd Been Egg-like: A Hard Shell On The Outside, And A Runny Mess On The Inside.

Something About Bekka And Haylee Reminded Her Of Candace's Line Between Ingenious And Insane. Ingenuity Inspired Their Dreams, And Insanity Gave Them The Courage To Pursue Them. It Was Something Melody Wanted For Herself.