Do Mom And Dad Know

Do You Have Any Coffee? (talon) Ew! No, That Stuff Will Kill You. I Have Herbal Teas, Though. (sunshine) Herbal Teas? That’s Mulch, Not A Beverage. (talon)

Oh, You’re Going To Die All Right. All Of You. And For What You’ve Done To My Brother You Will Suffer Unimaginably! (kessar) Yada, Yada, Yada. Am I The Only One Who Gets Sick Of The Bad-guy Monologue? ‘ooo, I’m The Big Evil. I’m Going To Kill You All. Just Wait While I Bore You To Tears With My Egomaniacal Bullshit. I’m Just A Demon Windbag Who Likes To Hear Himself Speak And I’m Trying To Intimidate You.' (kat)

When I Was A Little Girl, I Used To Try And Bring Sunshine To My Mother. I Felt So Bad That She Had Never Really Seen Or Felt It. So I Would Try And Catch It In Jars. When That Failed, I Captured Jars And Jars Of Lightening Bugs And Told Her That If We Could Catch Enough Of Them, Then It Would Look Like The Sun. She’d Laugh, Hug Me, And Then Set Them Free And Tell Me That Nothing Should Have To Live Its Life In A Cage. (cassandra)

Stop It. This Is Serious! (selena) Serious? Please. I’m Standing Out Here On My Twenty-ninth Birthday, Barefoot And In Jeans My Mother Would Burn, Holding A Stupid Book To My Chest In An Effort To Summon A Greek Love-slave From The Great Beyond. (grace)

Great Minds Discuss Ideas. Average Minds Discuss Events. Small Minds Discuss Other People. Life's Too Short To Worry About What Other People Do Or Don't Do. Tend Your Own Backyard, Not Theirs, Because Yours Is The One You Have To Live In.