Do My Worst, Eh? Smithers,

I Judge My Life By How Miserable It Used To Be. If I Could Pay My Rent, I Was Deliriously Happy. Now I'm Deliriously Happy All The Time.

A Lot Of American Shows Don't Last For As Long As 12 Episodes. They Get Cut After One. But Certainly One Of The Great Things About The Office In Particular Was That There Was A Beginning, A Middle And An End.

Warning Signs That Lover Is Bored: 1. Passionless Kisses 2. Frequent Sighing 3. Moved, Left No Forwarding Address.

Are We Alone In An Uncaring Universe, Or Is God Some Kind Of Wiseguy?

If At First You Don't Succeed - Give It Up. It Isn't Worth The Pain.