Do Not Allow Watching Food

Although I Don't Take Myself Very Seriously, I Do Take My Work Extraordinarily Seriously.

Cranberries Contain A Massive Amount Of Natural Pectins. They Will Gel All On Their Own, Which Is Why You Can Basically Make Cranberry Sauce Out Of Filling.

The Stubby French Painter Toulouse-lautrec Supposedly Invented Chocolate Mousse - I Find That Rather Hard To Believe, But There You Have It.

If You Really Love Stuffing, Wait Until The Turkey Comes Out Of The Oven, Add Some Of The Pan Drippings To The Stuffing, And Bake It In A Dish. That's Called Dressing, And That's Not Evil - Stuffing Is, Though.

I Only Really Fake It Anymore With Sommeliers Who Are Being Really Snotty To Me And I Don't Want To Take Their Grief And So I Try To Do Something To Kind Of Throw Them Off Or Put Them On The Defensive, Even If I Don't Know What I'm Talking About