Dogs Never Bite Me. Just

Jewish Men Don't Know Anything.

A Smart Girl Is One Who Knows How To Play Tennis, Golf, Piano -- And Dumb.

I Knew I Belonged To The Public And To The World, Not Because I Was Talented Or Even Beautiful, But Because I Had Never Belonged To Anything Or Anyone Else.

People Always Ask Me If I Believe Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend. Frankly, I Don't.

I've Always Wanted A Baby.