Don't Be Ashamed Of Your

Honor Thy Error As A Hidden Intention.

I Know That If I Had A Television In My Flat I Would Convince Myself That Everything On It Was Really Interesting. I Would Say, 'i'm A Celebrity - Get Me Out Of Here!' Is So Sociologically Fascinating That I Think I'd Better Watch.

In My Normal Life I'm A Very Unadventurous Person.

I'd Love It If American Kids Were Listening To Muslim Music.

At The Party, Rob Partridge Said To Me, "you Gave Hope To Other Balding Men." My New Epitaph: "co-wrote A Couple Of Decent Songs And Went Bald Shamelessly."