Don't Do Drugs To Be

It Is Funny Because The Guy Who Is My Boss Now, Howard Stern, Has A Similarity There. He Got Big Being A Regular Guy. He Wasn't The Greatest Looking Guy In The World

Googling Me, You Talk About Being Depressed. First Of All There's 18 Websites That Predict My Early Death.

I Was At Yankee Stadium One Time At 5 A.m., But That Was To Buy Angel Dust

Artie Is Going To Do What Ever Artie Wants To Do.

A-rod Wants To Be Like Babe Ruth. And People Don't Realize This, He's A Lot Like Babe Ruth. Before The Playoffs A Couple Of Years Ago, A-rod Went To The Hospital And Promised A Dying Kid He'd Ground Out To Second For Him.