Don't Forget To Turn Your

I Am What I Eat. And I Am This Especially When I Bite My Nails.

I Wonder How They Deal With Mice At Disney World.

When A Dalmatian Sees A Cow He Must Be Like, 'what The Hell Happened To Him? I Am High Right Now. That Dalmatian Is Fat And Smeary.' When The Cow Sees The Dalmatian He Must Be Like, 'he Looks Amazing. I Am So Out Of Shape, This Is Ridiculous. My Tits Are On The Ground Here.

I Think Statues Are Great; They Show What Great People Would Look Like If A Bird Sh*t All Over Them.

And My Only Rule Being If When I Wake In The Morning I'm Looking Forward To The Things That I Have To Do That Day, Then I'm On The Right Track.