Don't Jump On A Man

A Man Never Becomes An Orator If He Has Anything To Say.

Viceis A Creature Of Such Heejous Mienthat Th' More Ye See It Th' Betther Ye Like It.

That Is, No Matther Whether Th' Constitution Follows Th' Flag Or Not, Th' Supreme Coort Follows Th' Iliction Returns.

When The American People Get Through With The English Language, It Will Look As If It Had Been Run Over By A Musical Comedy.

One Of The Strangest Things About Life Is That The Poor, Who Need The Money The Most, Are The Ones That Never Have It.