Don’t Just Teach Your Children

Why Are Hemorrhoids Called "hemorrhoids" Instead Of "assteroids

An Art Thief Is A Man Who Takes Pictures.

Surround Yourself With What You Love, Whether It's Family, Pets, Keepsakes, Music, Plants, Hobbies, Whatever.

Leftovers Make You Feel Good Twice. First, When You Put It Away, You Feel Thrifty And Intelligent: 'i'm Saving Food!' Then A Month Later When Blue Hair Is Growing Out Of The Ham, And You Throw It Away, You Feel Really Intelligent: 'i'm Saving My Life!'

If God Didn't Want You To Masturbate, He Would Have Given You Short Arms.