Don't Talk To Me About

If You're Not A Wreck In This Business, You're Not Around.

And Since We're All Adults Here, Let's Be Brutally Honest-most Babies Are Not Actually Attractive. In Fact, They're Weird And Freakish Looking. A Large Percentage Of Them Are Squinty-eyed And Bald And Their Faces Are All Mushed Toegther, Kind Of Like Renee Zellweger Pushed Up Against A Glass Window.

I Adore My Apartment In New York. It Was A Ballroom That I Remade, So It's Like A Loft But Done By Louis The Fifteenth.

Two Is Company; Three Is Fifty Bucks.

I Think I've Lost 3lbs - I'm Very, Very Happy. I Thought Of It As Work And A Spa.