Don't Bruise The Foo!

Life Is An Irritation.

It Was Sometimes Difficult To Reconcile A Man's Talents With His Personality.

The Pursuit Of Material Gain Is Ultimately Empty When Measured Against Eternity.

She Pulled Down The Blanket And Aimed Baby Sophie's Bottom At Him Like She Might Unleash A Fusillade Of Weapons-grade Poopage Such As The Guileless Beta Male Had Never Seen.

I Fink I Gots Deaf On Me Willie.