Don't Fall Into The Trap

Apple Might Not Love Me, But I Love Apple.

I Say On The Air All Time, "if You Take What I Say As Gospel, You're An Idiot."

When You're True To Yourself - Not The Audience That Reads About Me In The Newspaper Or Sees A Clip Someplace, But The Audience That Actually Comes And Watches, Just Like Oprah - They Get To Know You And They Sense Something Genuine.

I Told You, God Is Not Coy. He's More Likely To Hit You Across The Forehead With A Two-by-four Than Whisper In Your Ear

Always Remember Where We Come From, How We Got Here, And Who Led Us Into The Warmth Of The Sunshine.