Don't Get Mad. Don't Get

If Hillary Gave Up One Of Her Balls And Gave It To Obama, He'd Have Two.

I Didn’t Just Experiment With Marijuana – If You Know What I Mean.

The Voter Is Basically Dumb And Lazy. The Reason I Became A Democratic Operative Instead Of A Republican Was Because There Were More Democrats That Didn’t Have A Clue Than There Were Republicans.

Sometimes The Right Thing Gets Done For The Wrong Reason And Sometimes, Unfortunately, The Wrong Thing Gets Done For The Right Reason.

I Used To Think That If There Was Reincarnation, I Wanted To Come Back As The President Or The Pope Or As A 400 Basball Hitter. But Now I Would Like To Come Back As The Bond Market. You Can Intimidate Everybody.