Don't Jump On A Man

Drink Never Made A Man Better, But It Has Made Many A Man Think He Was Better.

I Care Not Who Makes Th' Laws Iv A Nation, If I Can Get Out An Injunction.

Many A Man That Couldn't Direct Ye To Th' Drug Store On Th' Corner When He Was Thirty Will Get A Respectful Hearin' When Age Has Further Impaired His Mind.

Even An Englishman Was Niver Improved By Bein' Blown Up.

If A Man Is Wise, He Gets Rich An' If He Gets Rich, He Gets Foolish, Or His Wife Does. That's What Keeps The Money Movin' Around.