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Now That You're Secretary Of War, What Kind Of An Army Do You Think We Ought To Have?

One Woman And One Man Might Have Been Ok In Your Grandmother's Day, But Who Wants To Marry Your Grandmother? Not Even Your Grandfather!

It's Hard To Get Ivory In Africa, But In Alabama The Tuscaloosa

Ice Water? Get Some Onions - That'll Make Your Eyes Water!

There's One Way To Find Out If A Man Is Honest - Ask Him. If He Says, 'yes,' You Know He Is A Crook.