Don't Sweat The Petty Things

Dogs Lead A Nice Life. You Never See A Dog With A Wristwatch.

Running Isn't A Sport Because Anyone Can Do It. Anything We Can All Do Can't Be A Sport. I Can Run, You Can Run. My Mother Can Run, You Don't See Her On The Cover Of Sports Illustrated Do You?

We Now Buy Watches Primarily For Their Looks, Price, Or Additional Functions. The Fact That They Tell Time Seems Lost.

The Christians Are Coming To Get You, And They Are Not Pleasant People.

Is A Vegetarian Permitted To Eat Animal Crackers?