Don't Trust A Brilliant Idea

Out In The Ocean, A Rope Is Put Around The Man's Neck. The Other End Of The Rope Is Attached To An Old Jukebox And It Is Thrown Overboard. The Man Invariably Follows.

Football Is A Game Designed To Keep Coal Miners Off The Streets.

Marvelous Marv Was Holding Down First Base. This Is Like Saying Willie Sutton Works At Your Bank.

Why Something In The Public Interest Such As Television News Can Be Fought Over, Like A Chain Of Hamburger Stands, Eludes Me.

Governments Mostly Don't Do Much. And You've Also Got To Understand The Level Of Incompetence Out There. Nobody Knows What They're Doing. They Just Pose And Act As If They Know And Walk Through Life And Get Away With It.