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Elvis Was The Only Man From Northeast Mississippi Who Could Shake His Hips And Still Be Loved By Rednecks, Cops, And Hippies.

Fun Is About As Good A Habit As There Is.

What If Life Is Just A Cosmic Joke, Like Spiders In Your Underwear.

I Have Never Cared About Setting World Records, Or Filling My Boat With Fish, Or, For That Matter, Even Catching Fish. I Go For The Experience Of Spending Six Hours In The Arms Of The Ocean, Never Thinking Of A Single Thing Except Chasing Fish.

As A Dreamer Of Dreams And A Travelin' Man, I Have Chalked Up Many A Mile. Read Dozens Of Books About Heroes And Crooks, And I Learned Much From Both Of Their Styles.