Don't Worry About Middle Age:

. . . If You Can Tell The Difference Between Good Advice And Bad Advice, You Don't Need Advice.

If At First You Don't Succeed, Lie, Lie Again.

There Are Two Kinds Of Failures: Those Who Thought And Never Did, And Those Who Did And Never Thought

We Hate To Have Some People Give Us Advice Because We Know How Badly They Need It Themselves.

Cleaning Anything Involves Making Something Else Dirty, But Anything Can Get Dirty Without Something Else Getting Clean.