Doubt Is Long-winded. Certainty Is

Writers Tell More Truths, And More Lies, Than Most.

Promiscuity: Optimism, Free Enterprise, Mobility--the American Dream.

To Be Thoroughly Modern, An Aphorism Should Trail Off Vaguely Rather Than Coming To A Point.

If You Call Failures Experiments, You Can Put Them In Your Resume And Claim Them As Achievements.

As A Comforter, Philosophy Cannot Compete With A Good Dinner.