Drug Use Makes You Snappy,

I Love America, But I Can't Spend The Whole Year Here. I Can't Afford The Taxes.

The Past Is A Great Place And I Don't Want To Erase It Or To Regret It, But I Don't Want To Be Its Prisoner Either.

I'm Not The Businessman. I Don't Deal With The Business At All. Not Anymore. Occasionally, Every Four Years Or Five Years, They Tell Me I've Run Out Of Money, I Have To Go And Make Some More.

I Don't Watch Much Espn. Unless They Have Soccer On.

It's Like Everyone I Have Dinner With, I'm Having An Affair With. Who Was It I Met The Other Day? Minnie Driver! She Seems Charming, But That's The Only Time I've Met Her.