Dude, I Didn't Say Jude

Bill Cosby Was The First Comedian I Was Exposed To, Because He Doesn't Curse.

Men Do Not Settle Down. Men Surrender.

Guys Play Characters That Won't Grow Up And Something Catastrophic Happens And They Have To Grow Up To Save The Day - That's Pretty Much What Today's Comedy Is About.

Two Hours Of Sparkling Entertainment Spread Out Over A Four-hour Show.

I Used To Have Horrible Cars That Would Always End Up Broken Down On The Highway. When I Tried To Flag Someone Down, Nobody Stopped. But If I Pushed My Own Car, Other Drivers Would Get Out And Push With Me. If You Want Help, Help Yourself - People Like To See That.