E-i-e-i-o Is Actually A Gross

Some People Think Of The Glass As Half Full. Some People Think Of The Glass As Half Empty. I Think Of The Glass As Too Big.

Death Is Caused By Swallowing Small Amounts Of Saliva Over A Long Period Of Time.

The Sicker You Get, The Harder It Is To Remember If You Took Your Medicine.

A Crazy Person Doesn't Really Lose His Mind. It Just Becomes Something More Entertaining.

It Was Just A Compulsion. In Fact, I Soon Realized That The Only Thing I Really Enjoyed Was The Actual Snorting.