Each Lawyer Makes Somebody Unhappy

I Have Never Seen A Major Trial Which Lacked Significant Perjury, And I Have Yet To See That Perjury Punished.

The People I Have No Feeling For Are Professional Killers. But I Count That Man No Worse Than A Governor Who Won't Commute A Death Sentence Because It's Unpolitical.

The Public Regards Lawyers With Great Distrust. They Think Lawyers Are Smarter Than The Average Guy But Use Their Intelligence Deviously. Well, They're Wrong. Usually They Are Not Smarter.

In America, An Acquittal Doesn't Mean You're Innocent, It Means You Beat The Rap. My Clients Lose Even When They Win.

I Get Paid For Seeing That My Clients Have Every Break The Law Allows. I Have Knowingly Defended A Number Of Guilty Men. But The Guilty Never Escape Unscathed. My Fees Are Sufficient Punishment For Anyone.