Eat Turkey All Night Long,

When I Was A Kid You Always Heard About The Israeli Army And You Always Heard About This Tiny Little Country And How Everyone Around Them Wants Them Gone, And Every Time Somebody Comes After Them They Take Care Of Business. And So As A Jewish Kid You Were Proud Of That.

I Can't Run A Company... I Can't Even Run My Own Life!

When I Take My Kid To School, All The Parents Stop And Stare.

I Had My Moments Of Being Humiliated, And Then I Had Moments Of Doing Something Humiliating. I'm Glad I Lived Out Both Roles.

Bedtime Stories Were Definitely A Big Part Of My Life Because I Was Just So Excited My Father Was Talking To Me.