Either He's Dead Or My

There's Only Two Things You Can Start Without A Plan: A Riot And A Family, For Everything Else You Need A Plan.

Don't Be Silly. I'll Write You Twice A Week.

My Experience Is That People Are Most Likely To Listen To Reason When In Bed.

To Write An Autobiography Of Groucho Marx Would Be As Asinine As To Read An Autobiography Of Groucho Marx.

My Favourite Poem Is The One That Starts 'thirty Days Hath September' Because It Actually Tells You Something.