Either People Walk Round Dressed

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I've Always Found Life Quite Difficult To Explain To People Or To Myself.

I Would Like To Do My Own Eulogy, And Then Shoot Myself And Then Get In The Coffin.

Comedy Always Works Best When It Is Mean-spirited.

It's Too Difficult To Start Right From Scratch And Try And Be Funny Out Of The Blue.