Elected Officials Shouldn’t Get To

I Watch Some Cnn And A Lot Of Fox, Because It Helps Me Get Irritated.

You Can Never Put Too Much Pork In Your Mouth As Far As I'm Concerned.

I Love Anything That Gets Me Outside Of My Own Head.

If You Don't Drink 56 Bottles Of Water A Week, Scientists Say You Should Take A Garden Hose At The End Of The Week And Shove It Up Your Ass.

Let Me Be Serious: Divorce Is A Sacred Institution Between A Man And A Woman Who Hate Each Other. God Wanted Adam To Pay Alimony To Eve, Not Steve.