Elector, N. One Who Enjoys

Evolutionary Biology Is Genuinely Scientific, But More Than That It Opens The Door To A World More Marvellous Than Any Christian Fundamentalist Has Ever Read Into The Pages Of The Bible.

Pantaloons, N. A Nether Habiliment Of The Adult Civilized Male. The Garment Is Tubular And Unprovided With Hinges At The Points Of Flexion. Supposed To Have Been Invented By A Humorist. Called Trousers By The Enlightened And Pants By The Unworthy.

Gratitude, N. A Sentiment Lying Midway Between A Benefit Received And A Benefit Expected.

Incompatibility. In Matrimony A Similarity Of Tastes, Particularly The Taste For Domination.

Here's To Woman! Would That We Could Fold Into Her Arms Without Falling Into Her Hands.