Elgar's First Symphony Is The

They Are Quite Hopeless - Drooling, Driveling, Doleful, Depressing, Dropsical Drips.

The Function Of Music Is To Release Us From The Tyranny Of Conscious Thought.

When Asked Whether He Minded If Someone Smoked In A Non-smoking Compartment. Certainly Not If You Don't Object If I'm Sick.

Too Much Counterpoint; What Is Worse, Protestant Counterpoint.

The Trouble With Women In An Orchestra Is That If They're Attractive It Will Upset My Players And If They're Not It Will Upset Me.