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Until I Am Ready To Lose Weight, I Cannot See How Fat I Am.

Fail, And Your Friends Feel Superior. Succeed, And They Feel Resentful.

Laughing At Our Friends, We Avenge The Disappointment They Have Caused.

To Be A Social Success, Do Not Act Pathetic, Arrogant, Or Bored. Do Not Discuss Your Unhappy Childhood, Your Visit To The Dentist,the Shortcomings Of Your Cleaning Woman, The State Of Your Bowels, Or Your Spouse's Bad Habits. You Will Be Thought A Paragon (or Perhaps A Monster) Of Good Behavior.

Humor Does Not Rescue Us From Unhappiness, But Enables Us To Move Back From It A Little.