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I Learned Pretty Quickly That It's Your Work Ethic That Levels The Playing Field. Education Helps, But I've Met Failures Who Have Ph.d.s. I Believe The Hardest Worker Is Always Going To Win.

You Don't Pay Taxes; They Take Them From Your Check. That's Not A Payment - That's A 'jack.