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The First Presidential Debate Was Down In Florida. Residents Spent All Day Putting Plywood On Their Televisions.

I Hate Decaffeinated Coffee. It's Useless Brown Water.

I Don't Know What They Are Protesting At Occupy Wall Street But I'm On Their Side. But 10,000 Protestors And One Porta Potty?

Donald Trump Is Attacking President Obama's Background. And I Said, 'wait A Minute, Trump Also Is From A Mixed Background. He's Half Jack And Half Ass.'

Keep In Mind That Your Individual Vote Doesn't Mean Anything.