Envy Someone An' It Pulls

We're The Perfect Combination. Colonel's An Old Carny, And Me, I'm Off The Wall.

I Was Training To Be An Electrician. I Suppose I Got Wired The Wrong Way Round Somewhere Along The Line.

Adversity Is Sometimes Hard Upon A Man; But For One Man Who Can Stand Prosperity, There Are A Hundred That Will Stand Adversity.

I Sure Lost My Musical Direction In Hollywood. My Songs Were The Same Conveyer Belt Mass Production, Just Like Most Of My Movies Were.

I Don't Like To Be Called Elvis The Pelvis. It's One Of The Most Childish Expressions I've Ever Heard Coming From An Adult. But If They Wanna Call Me That, There's Nothin' I Can Do About It, So I Just Have To Accept It.