Epitaph: An Inscription On A

Absence Blots People Out. We Really Have No Absent Friends.

Calamities Are Of Two Kinds: Misfortunes To Ourselves, And Good Fortune To Others.

A Single Swallow, It Is Said, Devours Ten Millions Of Insects Every Year. The Supplying Of These Insects I Take To Be A Signal Instance Of The Creator's Bounty In Providing For The Lives Of His Creatures.

Patriotism: The First Resort Of A Scoundrel.

Pilgrim, N. A Traveler That Is Taken Seriously. A Pilgrim Father Was One Who [was] Not Permitted To Sing Psalms Through His Nose [in Europe], Followed It To Massachusetts, Where He Could Personate God According To The Dictates Of His Conscience.