Eric Clapton Always Wanted To

When We Did Top Of The Pops For The Third Time, We Decided To Do It As A Television Program Here Called Come Dancing, Which Is Not As Rude As It Sounds.

Answers Given With Authority Negate The Search For Truth.

Ladies And Gentlemen, Ive Suffered For My Music ... Now Its Your Turn.

No One Expects The Spanish Inquisition!

I See My Role In The Bonzos As Being The Straight Man, In Many Ways.