Euphemisms Are For The Differently

Librarians Are The Secret Masters Of The World. They Control Information. Don't Ever Piss One Off.

And I'm A Pair Of Pants With A Hole Scorched Through The Ass?

Sometimes I Think I Must Have A Guardian Idiot. A Little Invisible Spirit Just Behind My Shoulder, Looking Out For Me...only He's An Imbecile.

There's Nothing In The Human Heart Or Mind, No Place No Matter How Twisted Or Secret, That Can't Be Endured - If You Have Someone To Share It With.

If You've Lived A Bad Life, They Send You To Hell. But If You've Been Truly Wicked, They Give You A Tour Of Heaven First.