Even If You're Not Christian,

I Got Into This Little Habit Of Architecture And Building. I Designed A House In Colorado And One In Hawaii. The Idea Is Supposed To Be Build And Sell - But Then I Can Never Bring Myself To Sell Them.

Jerry Bruckheimer Creates Comedy, He Just Doesn't Realize Because He's A Turd.

I Hate Puppets So Much. I Dream About Puppets All Night. I See Strings On People. The Nice Thing Is We Can Just Take A Puppet And Put It In Front Of A Wall And Blow The Shit Out Of It.

When I Was In Sixth Grade There Was A Talent Show, And I Wrote My First Sketch, 'the Dentist.' I Played The Dentist, And I Had My Friend Play A Patient. It Was Sort Of What Can Go Wrong At The Dentist, And I Just Remember I Had Lots Of Fake Blood And Everything.

So We're Considering Doing A New Christmas Album, Because There's Been Christmas Episodes Since Then, And Maybe Finally Do The Version Of 'the Most Offensive Song Ever' With Lyrics Intact.