Even When I Wasn't Overweight

What Could Be Funnier Than A Fat Person Trying To Run A Marathon?

My Mum Is Bright, Ambitious, Well Read, Political And Very Bolshie: When My Dad Was Conscripted Into The Army And Posted To Libya, She Convinced Some General To Let Her Go With Him. I Don't Know How She Managed It.

I Never Ever Take Into Consideration The Consequences Of My Actions Until It's Too Late.

I'd Love To Live In Kent But It's All A Question Of Work.

When I Got Married, The Sun Ran The Headline: "here Comes The Bride, All Fat And Wide." Luckily, It Was A Few Days After The Wedding - But It Was Still Hideous To Read At A Great Romantic Moment.