Eventually Feels A Lot Different

A Wedding Is Like A Funeral, But With Musicians.

If I Can Sleep In Until 9 A.m. - Wow, What A Luxury.

Oh, She's My Bodyguard. I Mean, I'm A Married Man, And The Last Thing You Need In That Situation Is To Be Considered A Sexy Individual. But I Try To Never Let This Whole Mcdreamy Thing Really Influence Us. I'm Trying To Just Have A Calm Family Life, To Make My Marriage Work. It's Not As If When My Wife Asks Me To Take Out The Trash, I Say, 'um, Honey, Don't You Realize That I'm Too Sexy For That'? Well, Actually, I Do, But She Gives Me Crap For It.

I Think Dreams Can Come True, But Not Necessarily Like Fairy-tales. It's Not Always So Perfect Like That.

Didn't You Take Economics? You Could Have Had Me For $49.95.