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Money And Women Are The Most Sought After And The Least Known About Of Any Two Things We Have.

On Account Of Being A Democracy And Run By The People, We Are The Only Nation In The World That Has To Keep A Government Four Years, No Matter What It Does.

The Government Says They Have Loaned Over One Billion Dollars To The Farmers. In Other Words, We Can't Help You Make Any Money, But We Will Show You Where You Can Owe Some More.

It Takes A Lifetime To Build A Good Reputation, But You Can Lose It In A Minute.

Politicians Are Dumb, But They Can Count To 50% Plus One.