Every Election Is A Sort

There Are Two Kinds Of Europeans: The Smart Ones, And Those Who Stayed Behind.

A Cynic Is A Man Who, When He Smells Flowers, Looks Around For A Coffin.

All Great Religions, In Order To Escape Absurdity, Have To Admit A Dilution Of Agnosticism. It Is Only The Savage, Whether Of The African Bush Or The American Gospel Tent, Who Pretends To Know The Will And Intent Of God Exactly And Completely.

The Government Consists Of A Gang Of Men Exactly Like You And Me. They Have, Taking One With Another, No Special Talent For The Business Of Government; They Have Only A Talent For Getting And Holding Office.

I Drink Exactly As Much As I Want, And One Drink More.