Every Fight Is A Food

Popcorn Is One Of The Only Situations In Which You Eat The Result Of An Explosion.

The Pursuit Of Happiness: It Sure Seems To Like A Good Chase, Doesn't It?

This Is A Pie Chart About Procrastination.

I Like To Go To Concerts Because I Love To See My Favorite Band Through The Phone Of The Asshole Who's Standing In Front Of Me.

I Live In New York And There Are A Lot Of Famous... Pizzerias In My Neighborhood, It's Really Hard To Find One That Isn't Famous. Which Sucks Sometimes, You Know What I Mean, Sometimes I Don't Want All That Glitz And Glamour, I Just Want Something Delicious, You Know? I Don't Need A Celebrity In My Mouth, Ray's Up And Coming Pizza Would Be Fine.