Every Group Needs A Comedian.

Every Group, Every System Has A Set Of Values And Morals And When You Get Outside Those, Then The Alarms Ring. I Was Politically Incorrect To 95% Of The Country; Luckily My 5% Had The Bread To Come See Me.

I'm Not A Comedian. I'm Lenny Bruce.

If You Believe There Is A God, A God That Made Your Body, And Yet You Think That You Can Do Anything With That Body That's Dirty, Then The Fault Lies With The Manufacturer.

That's Where The Conflict Starts. We All Want For A Wife A Combination Sunday School Teacher And A $500-a-night Hooker.

You Got To Pay Your Dues To Get The Joke. Besides, Laughter Is Cheap And Very Portable. If There's A Pogrom, Or They're Blaming You For The Plague, Nothing Is Easier To Pack Than A Sense Of Humor.