Every Harvard Class Should Have

She Was So Ugly She Could Make A Mule Back Away From An Oat Bin.

If The Other Fellow Sells Cheaper Than You, It Is Called Dumping. 'course, If You Sell Cheaper Than Him, That's Mass Production.

Whoever Said A Horse Was Dumb, Was Dumb

It Looks To Me Like Any Man That Wants To Be President In Times Like These Lacks Something.

No Nation Ever Had Two Better Friends That We Have. You Know Who They Are? The Atlantic And Pacific Oceans.