Every Picture Of You Is

I Drank Some Boiling Water Because I Wanted To Whistle.

If You're A Fish And You Want To Be A Fish-stick, You Have To Have Very Good Posture.

I Make Myself A Bowl Of Instant Oatmeal, And Then I Don't Do Anything For An Hour. Why Do I Need The Instant Oatmeal? I Could Get The Regular Oatmeal And Feel Productive.

I Want To Make A Vending Machine That Sells Vending Machines. It'd Have To Be Real Big.

A Friend Gave Me A Drug For Attention Deficit Disorder, Because He's Afflicted, But I'm Not. So What Happened To Me Is I Suddenly Had An Extra-long Attention Span. People Would Tell Me A Story, And It Would End, And I'd Get All Mad. "come On, Man, There Has To Be More To That Story."