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We Spend Most Of Our Lives Working. So Why Do So Few People Have A Good Time Doing It?

You See, It's Essential That One Of Us Stays Awake During The Flight [ballon]. So, Rather Than Using The Comfortable Virgin Seats Which We Used To Cross The Atlantic, We've Asked British Airways For Two Of Theirs.

If You Want Milk, Don't Sit On A Stool In The Middle Of A Field In The Hope That A Cow Will Back Up To You.

I Drink About 30 Cups Of Tea A Day. I'm A Complete Tea Addict.

I'm Hopeful That After Iraq, Those In Charge Will Think Twice About Taking Us Down That Route Again.